I got this from my email today and loved it, so have to share with you. The message — don’t mess with the old folks! We have been around a long time and we know a few things! Right?

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU’RE OLD
AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George P , an elderly man, was going up to bed, when his wife
told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened
the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is
someone in your house?”
He said “No,” but some people are
breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said “All
patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer
will be along when one is available..”

George said, “Okay.”

He hung up the phone and counted to
30. Then he phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few
seconds ago because there were people stealing things from
my shed.. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now
because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are
eating them right now.” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars,
a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a
Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George ,
“I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there
was nobody available!”

(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don’t mess with old people.